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McCaskeys need to give Bears fans something they can believe Jan 3, 2017 20:40:31 GMT -6 butkus3595 likes this

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Jan 3, 2017 19:28:07 GMT -6 butkus3595 said:

Jan 3, 2017 19:20:56 GMT -6 @soulman said:

You're exaggerating here so let me offer my experience.

I was engaged to a chef and I can tell you that a lot of inexpensive ingredients go into a 5 star meal and good chef will know which ones like that he or she can use which won't affect the quality or taste of that meal.

Some of the very cheapest cuts of meat you'd never buy yourself in a grocery store can be used to create some incredible tasting meals and I've had them. So yes, it can be done and done quite well on a budget.

You're missing the point. Just because a cut of meat is cheap doesn't mean it isn't one of the best tasting cuts there is. Lobster actually used to be really cheap and was reserved for peasants until the upper class figured out how good it tasted. And no, I'm not exaggerating. The QB, the most important ingredient, who finished this season was literally on his couch and out of the league in September...THE TRASH HEAP! You gonna tell me a guy like Barkley or Hoyer is an ingredient you want to use in a meal?

You're right. With those specifics I did. As for Barkely and Hoyer I know there are still primitive tribes who practice cannibalism and I'd be more than happy to offer both as an ingredient if it means I never have to see them again.

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McCaskeys need to give Bears fans something they can believe Jan 3, 2017 20:51:26 GMT -6 butkus3595, yttocs, and 2 more like this

Post by JABF on Jan 3, 2017 20:51:26 GMT -6

Jan 3, 2017 20:29:00 GMT -6 butkus3595 said:

Jan 3, 2017 20:22:05 GMT -6 JABF said:

We're all a bit over the edge after this last season. We're arguing about cuts of meat and the protein in cockroach infested drinks - in the McCaskey thread. They've finally driven us fans completely nuts.

LOL...odd fact, the Pacific Beetle Cockroach has a "milk" that has 4 times the energy of an equivalent mass of cows milk. It's a legit protein powerhouse.

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Here are 5 more exciting cockroach/Bears facts:

1. A cockroach can live for a week without its head (reminds me of the McCaskey's... but they have led this franchise for decades without a brain)

2. A cockroach can hold its breath for 40 minutes (that's nothing, I hold my breath for entire Bears games when Cutler is the QB, just waiting for the picks and fumbles)

3. Cockroaches can run up to three miles in an hour (this is a PFF stat so it may not be an accurate metric... check with Ric on this one)

4. The American cockroach has shown a marked attraction to alcoholic beverages, especially beer (remarkably like Bears fans trying to endure the crap seasons).

5. Cockroaches are believed to have originated more than 280 million years ago, in the Carboniferous era (this was roughly the last time the Bears drafted a decent QB too).

6. Cockroaches have injury seasons like the bears too:

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McCaskeys need to give Bears fans something they can believe Jan 3, 2017 21:22:43 GMT -6

Post by butkus3595 on Jan 3, 2017 21:22:43 GMT -6

Jan 3, 2017 20:51:26 GMT -6 JABF said:

Jan 3, 2017 20:29:00 GMT -6 butkus3595 said:

LOL...odd fact, the Pacific Beetle Cockroach has a "milk" that has 4 times the energy of an equivalent mass of cows milk. It's a legit protein powerhouse.

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Here are 5 more exciting cockroach/Bears facts:

1. A cockroach can live for a week without its head (reminds me of the McCaskey's... but they have led this franchise for decades without a brain)

2. A cockroach can hold its breath for 40 minutes (that's nothing, I hold my breath for entire Bears games when Cutler is the QB, just waiting for the picks and fumbles)

3. Cockroaches can run up to three miles in an hour (this is a PFF stat so it may not be an accurate metric... check with Ric on this one)

4. The American cockroach has shown a marked attraction to alcoholic beverages, especially beer (remarkably like Bears fans trying to endure the crap seasons).

5. Cockroaches are believed to have originated more than 280 million years ago, in the Carboniferous era (this was roughly the last time the Bears drafted a decent QB too).

6. Cockroaches have injury seasons like the bears too:

LMAO!!! Tremendous!

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McCaskeys need to give Bears fans something they can believe Jan 4, 2017 0:23:30 GMT -6

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Jan 3, 2017 21:22:43 GMT -6 butkus3595 said:

Jan 3, 2017 20:51:26 GMT -6 JABF said:

+1
Here are 5 more exciting cockroach/Bears facts:

1. A cockroach can live for a week without its head (reminds me of the McCaskey's... but they have led this franchise for decades without a brain)

2. A cockroach can hold its breath for 40 minutes (that's nothing, I hold my breath for entire Bears games when Cutler is the QB, just waiting for the picks and fumbles)

3. Cockroaches can run up to three miles in an hour (this is a PFF stat so it may not be an accurate metric... check with Ric on this one)

4. The American cockroach has shown a marked attraction to alcoholic beverages, especially beer (remarkably like Bears fans trying to endure the crap seasons).

5. Cockroaches are believed to have originated more than 280 million years ago, in the Carboniferous era (this was roughly the last time the Bears drafted a decent QB too).

6. Cockroaches have injury seasons like the bears too:

LMAO!!! Tremendous!

JABF, that was hilarious. Great stuff Sir!!!

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McCaskeys need to give Bears fans something they can believe Jan 4, 2017 17:52:53 GMT -6 JABF likes this

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Jan 3, 2017 20:51:26 GMT -6 JABF said:

+1
Here are 5 more exciting cockroach/Bears facts:

1. A cockroach can live for a week without its head (reminds me of the McCaskey's... but they have led this franchise for decades without a brain)

2. A cockroach can hold its breath for 40 minutes (that's nothing, I hold my breath for entire Bears games when Cutler is the QB, just waiting for the picks and fumbles)

3. Cockroaches can run up to three miles in an hour (this is a PFF stat so it may not be an accurate metric... check with Ric on this one)

4. The American cockroach has shown a marked attraction to alcoholic beverages, especially beer (remarkably like Bears fans trying to endure the crap seasons).

5. Cockroaches are believed to have originated more than 280 million years ago, in the Carboniferous era (this was roughly the last time the Bears drafted a decent QB too).

6. Cockroaches have injury seasons like the bears too:

Haha Thanks, Dave. I really needed that.

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McCaskeys need to give Bears fans something they can believe Jan 5, 2017 3:16:16 GMT -6

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Jan 3, 2017 20:51:26 GMT -6 JABF said:

Jan 3, 2017 20:29:00 GMT -6 butkus3595 said:

LOL...odd fact, the Pacific Beetle Cockroach has a "milk" that has 4 times the energy of an equivalent mass of cows milk. It's a legit protein powerhouse.

+1
Here are 5 more exciting cockroach/Bears facts:

1. A cockroach can live for a week without its head (reminds me of the McCaskey's... but they have led this franchise for decades without a brain)

2. A cockroach can hold its breath for 40 minutes (that's nothing, I hold my breath for entire Bears games when Cutler is the QB, just waiting for the picks and fumbles)

3. Cockroaches can run up to three miles in an hour (this is a PFF stat so it may not be an accurate metric... check with Ric on this one)

4. The American cockroach has shown a marked attraction to alcoholic beverages, especially beer (remarkably like Bears fans trying to endure the crap seasons).

5. Cockroaches are believed to have originated more than 280 million years ago, in the Carboniferous era (this was roughly the last time the Bears drafted a decent QB too).

6. Cockroaches have injury seasons like the bears too:

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