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Jackson Powers-Johnson wants to be a Chicago Bear. Mar 7, 2024 11:19:16 GMT -6 AlexM likes this

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Mar 7, 2024 9:21:20 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

Mar 7, 2024 8:44:20 GMT -6 JABF said:

You can't be a pocket passing QB without a pocket.

If he was elite, he could. Hell, if he was elite, he wouldn't even need a football to complete a pass.

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With an elite Caleb Williams we will win the Super Bowl before summer training camp is even half over. The Bears won't even have to play the regular season or post season. Roger Goodell will just bring the Lombardi Trophy to the Bears by mid August and crown 'em champs. On a side note, I fully expect to see a sobbing Jalen Carter quit football and announce to the media he's doing it because there is no point in playing anymore - now that Chicago chose not to draft & now has the generational QB, locking up the next 20 years of Super Bowl wins (Taylor Swift's next song will be a tear-jerker about how Chicago will replace KC with this new kid's prowess).

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Jackson Powers-Johnson wants to be a Chicago Bear. Mar 7, 2024 13:36:58 GMT -6 JABF, shark86, and 1 more like this

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Mar 7, 2024 11:19:16 GMT -6 JABF said:

Mar 7, 2024 9:21:20 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

If he was elite, he could. Hell, if he was elite, he wouldn't even need a football to complete a pass.

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With an elite Caleb Williams we will win the Super Bowl before summer training camp is even half over. The Bears won't even have to play the regular season or post season. Roger Goodell will just bring the Lombardi Trophy to the Bears by mid August and crown 'em champs. On a side note, I fully expect to see a sobbing Jalen Carter quit football and announce to the media he's doing it because there is no point in playing anymore - now that Chicago chose not to draft & now has the generational QB, locking up the next 20 years of Super Bowl wins (Taylor Swift's next song will be a tear-jerker about how Chicago will replace KC with this new kid's prowess).

The plan is to induct Caleb Williams into the HoF at the HoF game this year. He'll be presented with the first (and last) Denny Green (RIP) "Crown His A** Award".

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Jackson Powers-Johnson wants to be a Chicago Bear. Mar 7, 2024 13:56:07 GMT -6 JABF likes this

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Mar 7, 2024 11:19:16 GMT -6 JABF said:

Mar 7, 2024 9:21:20 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

If he was elite, he could. Hell, if he was elite, he wouldn't even need a football to complete a pass.

+1
With an elite Caleb Williams we will win the Super Bowl before summer training camp is even half over. The Bears won't even have to play the regular season or post season. Roger Goodell will just bring the Lombardi Trophy to the Bears by mid August and crown 'em champs. On a side note, I fully expect to see a sobbing Jalen Carter quit football and announce to the media he's doing it because there is no point in playing anymore - now that Chicago chose not to draft & now has the generational QB, locking up the next 20 years of Super Bowl wins (Taylor Swift's next song will be a tear-jerker about how Chicago will replace KC with this new kid's prowess).

Parades will be planned that can be seen from space, statues will be built, angels will sing and pointy beards will be grown.

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Jackson Powers-Johnson wants to be a Chicago Bear. Mar 7, 2024 14:31:57 GMT -6 AlexM, JABF, and 2 more like this

Post by papabear7 on Mar 7, 2024 14:31:57 GMT -6

Mar 7, 2024 13:56:07 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

Mar 7, 2024 11:19:16 GMT -6 JABF said:

+1
With an elite Caleb Williams we will win the Super Bowl before summer training camp is even half over. The Bears won't even have to play the regular season or post season. Roger Goodell will just bring the Lombardi Trophy to the Bears by mid August and crown 'em champs. On a side note, I fully expect to see a sobbing Jalen Carter quit football and announce to the media he's doing it because there is no point in playing anymore - now that Chicago chose not to draft & now has the generational QB, locking up the next 20 years of Super Bowl wins (Taylor Swift's next song will be a tear-jerker about how Chicago will replace KC with this new kid's prowess).

Parades will be planned that can be seen from space, statues will be built, angels will sing and pointy beards will be grown.

Instead of face painting stations there will be fingernail painting stations!

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Jackson Powers-Johnson wants to be a Chicago Bear. Mar 7, 2024 18:35:13 GMT -6 AlexM and papabear7 like this

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Mar 7, 2024 14:31:57 GMT -6 papabear7 said:

Mar 7, 2024 13:56:07 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

Parades will be planned that can be seen from space, statues will be built, angels will sing and pointy beards will be grown.

Instead of face painting stations there will be fingernail painting stations!

gaaaaaaaazzzinnnnnnnnnnnnnng! I thought I would die laughing. ^^^^^

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Jackson Powers-Johnson wants to be a Chicago Bear. Mar 7, 2024 19:05:47 GMT -6 Whisky Beer Bob, papabear7, and 1 more like this

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Mar 7, 2024 13:56:07 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

Mar 7, 2024 11:19:16 GMT -6 JABF said:

+1
With an elite Caleb Williams we will win the Super Bowl before summer training camp is even half over. The Bears won't even have to play the regular season or post season. Roger Goodell will just bring the Lombardi Trophy to the Bears by mid August and crown 'em champs. On a side note, I fully expect to see a sobbing Jalen Carter quit football and announce to the media he's doing it because there is no point in playing anymore - now that Chicago chose not to draft & now has the generational QB, locking up the next 20 years of Super Bowl wins (Taylor Swift's next song will be a tear-jerker about how Chicago will replace KC with this new kid's prowess).

Parades will be planned that can be seen from space, statues will be built, angels will sing and pointy beards will be grown.

Caleb The Musical!

It debuts on draft night. I hear that Ryan Poles and Roger Goodell will perform a duet with the entire McCaskey Family performing background vocals (dance routines will be performed by the entire Bears roster of players).

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Jackson Powers-Johnson wants to be a Chicago Bear. Mar 7, 2024 20:18:19 GMT -6 AlexM and Whisky Beer Bob like this

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Mar 7, 2024 20:01:36 GMT -6 mpbears68 said:

Might have drifted a bit off-topic on this thread...

LOL, you mean the Caleb Broadway musical doesn't belong in a Jackson Powers-Johnson OL thread? Oh, wait...

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Jackson Powers-Johnson wants to be a Chicago Bear. Mar 7, 2024 20:45:53 GMT -6 via mobile JABF, shark86, and 2 more like this

Post by papabear7 on Mar 7, 2024 20:45:53 GMT -6

Mar 7, 2024 20:18:19 GMT -6 JABF said:

Mar 7, 2024 20:01:36 GMT -6 mpbears68 said:

Might have drifted a bit off-topic on this thread...

LOL, you mean the Caleb Broadway musical doesn't belong in a Jackson Powers-Johnson OL thread? Oh, wait...

Ole JPJ is always trying to be the “center” of attention.

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Jackson Powers-Johnson wants to be a Chicago Bear. Mar 8, 2024 5:57:01 GMT -6 JABF and shark86 like this

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Mar 7, 2024 20:18:19 GMT -6 JABF said:

Mar 7, 2024 20:01:36 GMT -6 mpbears68 said:

Might have drifted a bit off-topic on this thread...

LOL, you mean the Caleb Broadway musical doesn't belong in a Jackson Powers-Johnson OL thread? Oh, wait...

If that is Aladdin that would make Powers the genie because all of the power is generated from the bottle. Which of course is a metaphor for the crotch or the center of the offense.

If it is not Aladdin then I found a way to type metaphor, center and crotch in a poorly made sentence.

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