Implosion

DC quits

LT out with a bad neck

Fields comments

Claypool can't study a playbook

Peterman released (whatever this means)

We haven't even hit week three!

Predictions? Analysis?

Whistle blows

Ref: change of possession, tv timeout

Pan to Bears' sideline where Getsy and E-flaus grab Justin

Getsy: Ok first play double stringer shoot left double trouble zoom

Justin: Got it

Getsy: Do what you do, but do it the way we told you to do it not how you do it. Got it?

E-Flaus: Don't turn the ball over

Getsy: watch your feet, think steps. And don't rush. Remember your shoulder and hips ...and feet, remember your feet.

E-Flaus: Don't turn the ball over

Moore slaps Justin on the helmet and shouts.

Moore: Show me the ball!! Open all day!!

Getsy: and remember 1-2-3-4, the process. The process. And your feet.

Kmet stumbles by trying to get his helmet on right.

Getsy: Shoulders parallel to the path, parallel to the path like Aaron did. Do you know Aaron? And your feet. Remember to watch your....no don't watch your feet remember your feet.

E-Flaus: Don't turn the ball over

Getsy: you ready? Your feet? Step step left right step step...1 2 3 1 2 3....Dip swirl spin...remember...ok change the play..center screen to Lewis with Mooney and Clay pool leading..completely unexpected...your feet, watch your feet...NO! Don't watch your feet watch for Moore. No Lewis. YOUR FEET!!

You forgot one.  Eflus tells him to recite the "Pledge of the H.I.T.S. Principal and repeat it to himself again after the snap... as Fields staggers back onto the field looking like a drunk Soldier Field fan.  LOL, that was priceless.