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Ted Crews hired as special advisor to Kevin Warren Apr 17, 2024 19:32:44 GMT -6 shark86 likes this

Post by JABF on Apr 17, 2024 19:32:44 GMT -6

Apr 17, 2024 19:12:14 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

Apr 17, 2024 18:27:00 GMT -6 shark86 said:

The pepperoni and the sausage? Yeah, but I might have too much metal in my diet already.

But for the cheese and the sauce too? I don't think staples or glue, or even Red Green's handyman's secret weapon would work for that.

That crazy glue should hold down the cheese. We can use stapes for the meat and glue for everything else. But I'm sure prices will go up. You know supply chain issues, COVID, eclipses, global warming and sex changes are all affecting prices.

Two words: Deck Screws

I use 'em for everything. My kids tease me because all my life I have over-built everything. If a screw is anything less than 3-inches - without the shear strength to hold up a medium-sized elephant, and the corrosion resistance to last a millennia (or two)... I have no use for 'em. Pizza? You might go to the 3.5-inch length for the sausage. The rest? I'd go with "Liquid Nails" - and maybe pair both the LN and the deck screws.

The only downside is the next day's toilet experience... could be a bit rough passing that ...

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Ted Crews hired as special advisor to Kevin Warren Apr 17, 2024 20:15:30 GMT -6

Post by shark86 on Apr 17, 2024 20:15:30 GMT -6

Apr 17, 2024 19:12:14 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

Apr 17, 2024 18:27:00 GMT -6 shark86 said:

The pepperoni and the sausage? Yeah, but I might have too much metal in my diet already.

But for the cheese and the sauce too? I don't think staples or glue, or even Red Green's handyman's secret weapon would work for that.

That crazy glue should hold down the cheese. We can use stapes for the meat and glue for everything else. But I'm sure prices will go up. You know supply chain issues, COVID, eclipses, global warming and sex changes are all affecting prices.

Not to mention issues with port traffic and international shipping. They've already affected gas prices. Did I mention I have a bridge for sale? Cheap?

BTW, if anyone is wondering, this discussion really is on topic:

We are the Bears Shufflin' (Ted) Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start not trouble...

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Ted Crews hired as special advisor to Kevin Warren Apr 17, 2024 21:48:23 GMT -6 JABF likes this

Post by bearsinhouston on Apr 17, 2024 21:48:23 GMT -6

Apr 17, 2024 19:32:44 GMT -6 JABF said:

Apr 17, 2024 19:12:14 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

That crazy glue should hold down the cheese. We can use stapes for the meat and glue for everything else. But I'm sure prices will go up. You know supply chain issues, COVID, eclipses, global warming and sex changes are all affecting prices.

Two words: Deck Screws

I use 'em for everything. My kids tease me because all my life I have over-built everything. If a screw is anything less than 3-inches - without the shear strength to hold up a medium-sized elephant, and the corrosion resistance to last a millennia (or two)... I have no use for 'em. Pizza? You might go to the 3.5-inch length for the sausage. The rest? I'd go with "Liquid Nails" - and maybe pair both the LN and the deck screws.

The only downside is the next day's toilet experience... could be a bit rough passing that ...

Wow.... Mult-generational screws. If you use a multi-generational screw on a pizza, does that make the pizza multi-generational? These kind of deep thought exercises is what keeps your mind sharp on this board....

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Ted Crews hired as special advisor to Kevin Warren Apr 17, 2024 21:49:41 GMT -6

Post by bearsinhouston on Apr 17, 2024 21:49:41 GMT -6

Apr 17, 2024 20:15:30 GMT -6 shark86 said:

Apr 17, 2024 19:12:14 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

That crazy glue should hold down the cheese. We can use stapes for the meat and glue for everything else. But I'm sure prices will go up. You know supply chain issues, COVID, eclipses, global warming and sex changes are all affecting prices.

Not to mention issues with port traffic and international shipping. They've already affected gas prices. Did I mention I have a bridge for sale? Cheap?

BTW, if anyone is wondering, this discussion really is on topic:

We are the Bears Shufflin' (Ted) Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start not trouble...

What kind of view does it have, and what kind of discount can you offer? I assume it has clean title?

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Ted Crews hired as special advisor to Kevin Warren Apr 18, 2024 6:41:00 GMT -6

Post by shark86 on Apr 18, 2024 6:41:00 GMT -6

Apr 17, 2024 21:49:41 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

Apr 17, 2024 20:15:30 GMT -6 shark86 said:

Not to mention issues with port traffic and international shipping. They've already affected gas prices. Did I mention I have a bridge for sale? Cheap?

BTW, if anyone is wondering, this discussion really is on topic:

We are the Bears Shufflin' (Ted) Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start not trouble...

What kind of view does it have, and what kind of discount can you offer? I assume it has clean title?

The view is awesome. You'll see both marine and freshwater fish. the catch? It's not fully assembled and has some minor damage . You'll need to move it piecemeal to your location. Price? I can let you have it in exchange for an official MSU diploma !

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Ted Crews hired as special advisor to Kevin Warren Apr 18, 2024 8:19:19 GMT -6

Post by bearsinhouston on Apr 18, 2024 8:19:19 GMT -6

Apr 18, 2024 6:41:00 GMT -6 shark86 said:

Apr 17, 2024 21:49:41 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

What kind of view does it have, and what kind of discount can you offer? I assume it has clean title?

The view is awesome. You'll see both marine and freshwater fish. the catch? It's not fully assembled and has some minor damage . You'll need to move it piecemeal to your location. Price? I can let you have it in exchange for an official MSU diploma !

Sounds perfect. Deal. Oh, and the diploma is not fully printed. It is a blank piece of paper

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Ted Crews hired as special advisor to Kevin Warren Apr 18, 2024 9:39:13 GMT -6

Post by shark86 on Apr 18, 2024 9:39:13 GMT -6

Apr 18, 2024 8:19:19 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

Apr 18, 2024 6:41:00 GMT -6 shark86 said:

The view is awesome. You'll see both marine and freshwater fish. the catch? It's not fully assembled and has some minor damage . You'll need to move it piecemeal to your location. Price? I can let you have it in exchange for an official MSU diploma !

Sounds perfect. Deal. Oh, and the diploma is not fully printed. It is a blank piece of paper

Perfet, I expected nothing less. Now I cam MSU anything I want on my diploma!

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Ted Crews hired as special advisor to Kevin Warren Apr 18, 2024 9:40:13 GMT -6

Post by bearsinhouston on Apr 18, 2024 9:40:13 GMT -6

Apr 18, 2024 9:39:13 GMT -6 shark86 said:

Apr 18, 2024 8:19:19 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

Sounds perfect. Deal. Oh, and the diploma is not fully printed. It is a blank piece of paper

Perfet, I expected nothing less. Now I cam MSU anything I want on my diploma!

That's why it's an MSU diploma!

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Ted Crews hired as special advisor to Kevin Warren Apr 18, 2024 9:45:34 GMT -6

Post by shark86 on Apr 18, 2024 9:45:34 GMT -6

Apr 18, 2024 9:40:13 GMT -6 bearsinhouston said:

Apr 18, 2024 9:39:13 GMT -6 shark86 said:

Perfet, I expected nothing less. Now I cam MSU anything I want on my diploma!

That's why it's an MSU diploma!

You may want to hire a lawyer... They're selling fake MSU diplomas!

Buy fake MSU diploma

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