We signed Byron Cowart, a camp body

Got in a huge fight on DaBears over J Webb, some of ya'll might remember the bag of dicks jackass from Jersey. He was sending me DMs trying to get under my skin, I wanted to beat his ass in a really bad way.  Taking the internets way too serious


Cowart was the number 1 recruit for his class out of high school- this kid was a stud, 5*s, everyone wanted this kid, including my Auburn Tigers, where he committed and played...ish, for a couple years, before bouncing to whogivesashitU and then to Maryland, where he got drafted out of.  All kinds of talent, still see flashes on film- but...ya.  Camp body most likely

Somebody on the board needs to carry the bag of dicks torch and keep the flame burning.

Wasn't there also a jumbo sized dick container? Was it a barrel of dicks or a bushel of dicks? I remember something like that. That's when he rolled out the big artillery.