USA TODAY 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT

Hold on to something...

1. Chicago Bears: QB Drake Maye (Well, at least CW won't cry about it)
2. Washington Commanders: QB Caleb Williams

3. New England Patriots: OT Joe Alt (okay...)
4. Arizona Cardinals: WR Marvin Harrison Jr.
5. Los Angeles Chargers: TE Brock Bowers
6. New York Giants: WR Malik Nabers
7. Tennessee Titans: WR Rome Odunze
8. Atlanta Falcons: QB Jayden Daniels (Oh Thank God)
9. Chicago Bears: DE Jared Verse (noooonononono...me no likey)
10. New York Jets: OT Olu Fashanu
11. Minnesota Vikings: DE Laiatu Latu
12. Denver Broncos: DL Jer'Zhan Newton
13. Las Vegas Raiders: DE Chop Robinson
14. New Orleans Saints: DE Dallas Turner
15. Indianapolis Colts: S Cooper DeJean (whaaaaat!)

16. Seattle Seahawks: DE Bralen Trice
17. Jacksonville Jaguars: OT JC Latham
18. Cincinnati Bengals: WR Keon Coleman
19. Green Guy Slackers: CB Kool-Aid McKinstry
20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: OT Taliese Fuaga
21. Arizona Cardinals:  CB TJ Tampa (put down the pipe!)

22. Los Angeles Rams: OT Amarius Mims
23. Pittsburgh Steelers: QB Michael Penix
24. Miami Dolphins: OL Graham Barton
25. Philadelphia Eagles: CB Nate Wiggins (this would be a minor coup)
26. Kansas City Chiefs: WR Troy Franklin (seriously, drop the pipe!)
27. Houston Texans: DE JT Tuimaloau
28. Detroit Lions: CB Kalen King (c'mon)
29. Buffalo Bills: WR Brian Thomas Jr.
30. Dallas Cowboys: S Tyler Nubin
31. San Francisco 49ers: OT Tyler Guyton
32. Baltimore Ravens: WR Adonai Mitchell (whew)

Interesting things about this mock draft.

The whole thing is whack.