... and Sweaty Teddy was providing the halftime entertainment by being shot out of a cannon by Virginia to North Korea.
I'd actually prefer a beheading at half time. Something on this order but without the ice.
The ice is a requirement. It keeps the head cold until they can put it back on. Or if the IQ is over 100, they can do a brain transplant into Fox and keep for another year. Teddy can keep from paying 2 HCs (well, the point can be made that he is not paying a HC now, but I digress). Everyone wins.
I'd actually prefer a beheading at half time. Something on this order but without the ice.
The ice is a requirement. It keeps the head cold until they can put it back on. Or if the IQ is over 100, they can do a brain transplant into Fox and keep for another year. Teddy can keep from paying 2 HCs (well, the point can be made that he is not paying a HC now, but I digress). Everyone wins.
Then GMcC can ice Ted's head, store it in a chilling bucket, and bring it to the owners suite with him each game if he really misses him that much. And.....there is no way I want a Frankencoach/CEO around Halas Hall. Talk about "Abby Normal".