Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2017 13:54:45 GMT -6
Dec 4, 2017 12:15:25 GMT -6 @bearsinhouston said:
I like it. I like it a lot. I am also going to create a position for the Bears press secretary (in honor of Sarah Huckabee). Someone that can look at facts with a flinty eye without flinching and say things that completely contradict what everyone sees. They need to be able to continue to pretend to believe what they are saying while staring logic straight in the eye, without showing any weakness in their position or bowing to reality in any way.I have someone in mind for that one. The rest of you guys can each coach a player. We are going to do one on ones. Every player gets his own coach. And the participation trophies can be awarded by their own personal coaches. This is going to get moral sky high.
As for my role. I'm just going to practice throwing the red flag. I've got Lovie signed up already to show me the wrist flick while not moving any facial muscles and Foxy is going to consult to tell me when I should throw it.
It's going to be a bang up year.
You are good as hired, BIH.
I like the looks of Igor --- kind of a younger and more polished (not to mention more clean shaven) John Fox. We are going to announce our very own M.A.S.H. unit. This is NOT to be confused with the present M.A.S.H. acronym used to describe our current offense (malfuntional abortive shit hole). Ours is going to be more upbeat (masterful aggressive shaft hospital).
We can even create a revenue stream by jobbing out your and Igors services to the rest of the league and even charge drunken fans (the only kind still willing to be Bears fans) to get rodded (or shafted in the new team terminology) just like a real NFL player.
This is gonna be big...