Will Long be ready for Bears’ season-opener?

I'm skeptical of that, Ric.  He'd be only about 5-6 weeks out from back surgery.  Even if he were "playing", I can't imagine he'd be full go or 100%.  I think there's a lot of intentional misinformation out there right now.  Just a week prior it was being reported that he was likely to miss the first couple weeks.  we will see.

Don't forget with Whisky Beer Bob here we have to allow for those large Canadian balls!  A basket of balls??

Hey, good to see you here mp!

How about The Annual Bag Of Dicks Award for most egregious post and The Annual Basket Of Balls Award for most outlandish behavior in a starring role.  Hmmmm, I need to think on this.